> decades of experiments have shown that the alternatives are all, most likely, wrong
How?
How?
There's other options for getting around the weirdness of the Copenhagen interpretation that aren't ruled out by the data we have, but most of them are even weirder.
I don't want to argue for the many-worlds interpretation, I don't really like - and I am aware that this is a somewhat stupid thing to say about a physical theory. But I also have to admit that it makes sense from a point of simplicity and consistency and compares favorable to other interpretations.