Joking aside, I have yet to find a site that isn't using the whole dark patterns book and then some to trick users to consent. Realy disappointing.
"Q: How do I delete my account?"
"A: Please get in touch with our Customer Services team if you have any worries or concerns. If something at {website} has troubled you, we'll be happy to help sort it out."
To their credit, the support chat person was very efficient in complying with my request.