I'm "involved with tech" (developer for 15+ years) and I have two of them. You might also be horrified to learn that my house contains multiple smartphones, computers, routers, and other devices, all of which are connected to the internet!
I enjoy living dangerously.
I am also a developer,living in countless universes, each enveloped in its own shell, compelled by the wheel of time, like particles of dust blowing about in the sky, and I don't understand what's wrong with you.