trying to envision said parties
At least in NZ, all the traditional student events and activities have been slowly neutered over the past decade or so, to ensure that nobody gets hurt, and that everything is tame and hurts nobody's sensibilities.
Only 11 fires in the first three months of last year, a massive 65% drop on the previous low of 31 for the period.
They were definitely frowned upon. Especially when the couches were stolen from the halls of residence and burned on Ilam fields.
But people usually say isn't that (the ISS) a plane? And you'd have to explain that plane lights blink.
— Yeah!
— Let's see… hmm, not today.