From the man who brought you "The Case for Non-Binary Genders" last year. No thanks.
If you don't want to be banned, you're welcome to email hn@ycombinator.com and give us reason to believe that you'll follow the rules in the future.
I don't see any way I could convince you of anything believably, since I'm just some stranger on the internet.
Please just do me a favor and delete all the posts I've ever made from this account, thanks.