Fantastic list!

I'd encourage you to give https://beta.observablehq.com a try. From all of your points — aside from a statically typed language and editing in your normal IDE — we try to hit that target on the nose.

Every cell is only reevaluated when any of its inputs changes, inline and custom graphical representations can render your live data — and even be used as values to be passed themselves as inputs to other cells. For a very simple example, see: https://beta.observablehq.com/@mbostock/d3-brushable-scatter...