On a similar note:

> Did you know that the long pointy triangle thing is called a “gore”?

> Well, you might survive, because there is a thing there that is designed to crush when you hit it. It might be a QuadGuard Elite Crash Cushion System

Or it might be the traditional solution, which is a bunch of rubbermaid garbage pails filled with water.

(Not that long ago, I was trying to let someone merge in front of me, but they couldn't make up their minds and ended up slamming their brakes into the gore. I bet they had fun getting out of there.)