We ban accounts that post nationalistic flamebait, so please don't post like this again. Tired clichés like bickering over measurement systems aren't needed either.

I get that you intended it as a joke, but the hivemind doesn't consider that when going to war.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

  $ units
  ...
  You have: 50 * 12 * 12 inch^3
  You want: dm^3
    * 117.98686
    / 0.00847552
  You have: 118 liter per (50 * 12 * 12 inch^3)
  You want: hogshead per rod^3
    * 533.44715
    / 0.0018745999

533.44 hogsheads to a cubed rod! Gadzooks!

no, just "inches". If you report the height, the surface area is irrelevant.

It might be reported that way, the measurement is not so.

https://www.weather.gov/iwx/coop_8inch