Here's some humour help. Looks like your third attempt is almost Welsh.
How about: Windscale renamed itself Sellafield after their reactor exploded. I hear they're going to try "Blaidd Drwg" next.
How about: Windscale renamed itself Sellafield after their reactor exploded. I hear they're going to try "Blaidd Drwg" next.
However having a name longer than a tweet is likely to limit your fame in the internet age!