Seriously wtf... I'll honestly say that I fell for this click bait. If it said something along the lines of "blah blah... accelerometer" I would've checked it out, too, AND actually read it. But because of the shit click bait, I'm not even going to bother.
Sorry about that. I figured most would get it was a lighthearted reference, and not groundbreaking quantum research that would change the world as we know it. Even so I made the first words after the title be “I might have the definition of “quantum entanglement” wrong.“, to try and make that clear. Oh well, I’ll get it right next time. Thanks for the feedback.
Personally I thought it was genuinely funny.
And on top of that, I thought it was in a real blender. So my brain imagined something like "Will it blend" while receiving orientation of all the parts via quantum entanglement. Now that would be the future.