As long as they call it, "Methaphone" i'll take 500mg.
The article reads like an episode from Silicon Valley complete with TJ Miller clone boy.
"He signs his emails with emojis–a bear, a red heart, a sun–describes himself on the company’s website as an 'escaped circus bear' and favors collared shirts unbuttoned to the sternum, revealing a tan wilderness of chest hair."
Really... This is the guy who's going to save everyone from their smartphones?