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Jeff Dean writes directly in binary and provides the source code as documentation for other developers.

My favorite: Compilers don't warn Jeff Dean. Jeff Dean warns compilers.

LOL, Jeff Dean's pin number is the last 4 digits of pi.

> Cricket matches used to take 5 days, until Jeff optimized them.

Unfortunately some matches still take 5 days. Test matches!

Rumors say he writes code in zcat to go faster.