For all of you who are misty-eyed pondering those wonderful, probably-lost-forever Usenet posts from the 90s, I dare you to read Kibo's .signature (last updated 5/5/94 4:52AM <-- CINCO DE MAY-O !!!!) at http://archive.birdhouse.org/etc/kibosig.txt to cure yourselves of misplaced misty-eyed nostalgia for those long-ago times when the Internet was something else.
Kibo for President!