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Call them jeejaws. That phrase in Anathem just so elegantly wrapped up what cellphones really are like.

I was going to suggest this. That novel is so epic. It's actually Jeejah(s).

I've heard "joymaker", from an even older SF novel, suggested.

Tasp? It's an electrical device that rots your brain by overstimulating it. Too bad it sounds a little clinical.