"With a secret weapon like Lisp in my arsenal in 1986 I could blow my competition out of the water with one hand tied behind my back and holding a martini in the other."
A present-day JavaScript practitioner will have his left hand busy trying to figure out what's this week's fashionable way to pass around some data in this month's fashionable framework and his right hand busy trying to make npm and Webpack work, leaving no time for martinis or blowing anyone out of the water.