"With a secret weapon like Lisp in my arsenal in 1986 I could blow my competition out of the water with one hand tied behind my back and holding a martini in the other."
A present-day JavaScript practitioner will have his left hand busy trying to figure out what's this week's fashionable way to pass around some data in this month's fashionable framework and his right hand busy trying to make npm and Webpack work, leaving no time for martinis or blowing anyone out of the water.
Very true. Working with Javascript these days feels like jumping from one hoop to another with rarely getting any work done.
Although this low barrier of entry sometimes lead the users of the language to bad results, I especially like Javascript because of its welcoming nature. One can even argue that it democratises the software creation process on Earth by allowing anyone to quickly start tinkering with it and see the results immediately, most likely in a web environment.
Also, although it definitely has some quirks and may cause some frustration to starters, it also allows an experienced developer to be expressive and quickly build products, and may allow its users to enjoy their martinis.
If JS devs were not able to focus on bringing value they wouldn't be able to hold jobs, build products nor profitable companies. If JS was so impratical there would not be so many people choosing it over various alternatives for building GUIs, games, websites, WebGL/WebVR, back-end services and so on.
If there is a warning in this story, it is a warning to people looking down on rising languages and frameworks. Those are the people risking to become irrelevant because of a mix of smugness, gatekeeping and ivory tower syndrome.
This attitude is exactly what lost Ron Garret when C++ and Java happened. This also prevented him to see (before the very end of his programming career) that the competition was actually doing just fine with the new tech. You and grand-parent totally missed the point of this story.
PS: You don't make npm "work"
I was using JavaScript professionally in 1999 and still write it almost every day. Not sure what that makes of your sex analogy: maybe I'm the middle aged guy who goes "free love used to be much better in my day"?
You probably know what I meant by "make npm work" — dealing with the messy dependency ecosystem and the less than ideal tooling.
More than 18 years of it must have been such a chore. I am glad this is not how either my coworkers or I spend our time using JavaScript professionally. Maybe I am very lucky, or maybe I just can spot a stereotype when I read one.
More seriously if you still use JavaScript after all those years that very likely proves the point that you can actually be productive with it.
I find I’m roughly as productive in JavaScript as in C. Webpack feels more complex than CMake. That’s a rather low bar for productivity.
Maybe not, but I did spend a whole day trying to get a Polymer example work at all.
In my view, users of different languages might benefit from this piece as much as JS devs. This behavior against JS devs cause unnecessary hostility.
In addition, Javascript may actually be "too big to fail", and it is actually in a very different state than Common Lisp in this sense. What I mean by that is being "the language" that is used in browsers and having the largest registry (npm).
I am not trying to attack, just curious about why do you think it specifically applies to JS devs.