What an absolutely silly remark. There were things Einstein was good at, and things he was not. This silly popular image of Einstein as the genius among geniuses is just that: silly and popular. And this appeal to his supposed authority (more like piggybacking off his popular reputation) is just tawdry.
"“writing about music is like dancing about architecture”."
Nothing but obscurantism. If Bach is the quintessential or the best classical composer, then in principle it is possible to explain exactly why, even if you personally may be unable to.
"Living from 1685 to 1750, he had no choice but to write music to the glory of God"
Yes, because, as the sophisticated writers at the BBC insinuate, a composer of Bach's greatness could only have written "to the glory of God" if forced to do so in some way. "Such were the times" they think to themselves. Had he the choice, had he been freed from the backwardness of his culture, surely he would have been outwardly as sophisticated as us!
"Bach’s music was made through faith, but it transcends faith. He humanises the Lutheran theology of his time and makes it approachable. [...] This earthy element to Bach’s epic spirituality is “a wonderful paradox"
A very odd thing to say, and somewhat nonsensical. Transcends faith? And besides, didn't God become Man in the figure of Jesus? Isn't that at the very heart of Christianity? If there is paradox, then it is the paradox of the Incarnation. He may have given a new voice to this mystery, but he did not invent the mystery.
"“So there’s Bach, drenched in grief, sleeping with groupies in the organ loft; a duelling, fighting, hard-drinking rock star with a work ethic that makes Obama look like a bum"
??? If there's anyone hitting the sauce, it's this James Rhodes guy. James, if you're playing is as bad as your vacuous blather, I am gravely afraid for my ears.