But would it be so crazy for these regulators to hire someone who knows something about commonly used open source software and building web apps, to help provide a little bit of actionable technical advice? For instance, the majority of the internet is running on Apache or Nginx, why not have an official, EU-sponsored blog post explaining "here's how to set up a LAMP stack, or nginx and rails on a linux server, that complies with GDPR". Of course they can't cover every obscure language or framework, but it would be a starting point. And it would probably end up a lot cheaper than having to investigate and/or penalize people who didn't read the fine print of the law and/or didn't understand how it translates to actually running software.
Because despite how "simple" this post is saying these laws are, there still seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this thread, among smart developers, about questions like whether or not we're allowed to keep collecting webserver logs in the default format or not.