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Yes 1, 2, 3! Avoid 4 :-)

"Sandwiches fall upon a continuum of tastiness, from the tastiest, all the way down to egg salad sandwiches, which themselves vary in tastiness"

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Just delete "all the way".

change "tastiness" to "tasty"

Wait, what do you have against egg salad sandwiches? That's my favorite sandwich!