Who conceived of AMP Stories? Who conceived of AMP in Email? What do they even have to do with "Accelerated Mobile Pages"?
My irritation with AMP is also driven by the fact it's not usable for me. Reader mode is often broken in iOS which is a particularly egregious regression. URLs are obviously broken. And sometimes sites can't even get text-on-a-page right with their AMP versions: https://twitter.com/lukestevens/status/963910460796936192