Well it thinks Kirk Douglas [1] has a chin beard. The other insults eluded my understanding:
"well the good news is, youll totally be able to pay off all that medical debt with your art degree."
"You remind me of when I draw faces on my thumb."
"Oh fuck man, you have that disease that makes you think that a chin beard looks acceptable. Are you alright? How are your parents taking it?"
[1] https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE4MDAzNDEwNTA3MTA...