Wow, that's awesome, the only way it could be more surreal is if you had been holding the menu in front of you!

"扒饭" isn't, on its own, an actual Chinese word. The "扒" is basically a modifier that comes after a type of meat and indicates that it is a "steak" or "cutlet".

So your menu item "美式杂扒饭" should translate as "American-style" (美式) "mixed grill" (杂扒) "on rice" (饭)... but the machine translation is getting the word boundaries wrong and translating it as "American-style" (美式) "mixed" (杂) "larrysalibra" (扒饭). Fascinating.