At least Google Translate is a bit better than Baidu Translate which at some point decided that my name is the English translation of 扒饭 (grilled rice).

2 years ago, I appeared on the menu of a restaurant on Huawei's campus in Shenzhen because someone apparently used Baidu Translate to translate the menu to English: https://twitter.com/larrysalibra/status/959749866036408320

And 2 years later, I'm still grilled rice: http://translate.baidu.com/#zh/en/扒饭

Human language is hard!