I can't wait for my own success and fortune. After I've sacrificed my personal life and weekends for ten years, I'm glad that reputable, non-biased publications like the Guardian will have fed the rest of the population an ideology that places me as a undeserving oppressor, regardless of my individual characteristics or political viewpoint. That way, I'll only have to wait a year or two before I'm thrown in the White Privilege (TM) gulags, to spend the rest of my days carrying 100 lbs. bags of salt from one end of the gulag to the next. Thanks, The Guardian!