Oh hey me too!
First I bought a bunch of ETH. It went up and I went to sell them in November. Coinbase wanted Identity verification. No problem, filled out the form. Forgot a required field during the process and when it refreshed, it knocked my birthday up 10 years! Now they think I'm 16.
On the other hand, it might be a feature because of how much ETH has gone up while my (apparently teenage) self can't do anything about it!