Ahh, I have been trolled. HN needs a specific report button, even for young accounts, because duh, this post.
This is a strange submission and probably will not reach the front page, but IMHO it's necessary to report it manually to the mods.
Anyway, if you continue to post similar angry comments in allcaps the mods may notice and ban your account, so better try to fly under the radar for a few days.
From: https://news.ycombinator.com/newswelcome.html
> The most important principle on HN, though, is to make thoughtful comments. Thoughtful in both senses: civil and substantial.