Pity you choose to end the discussion here because I was enjoying it and you have made some points that I am forced to concede, and that lead me to revise some of my statements.
Firstly, you are absolutely right that by calling all transactions that are denominated in non-fiat assets ”barter” I have inadvertently and inconsistently folded-in all transactions that occurred in official currencies that occurred prior to the abandonment of the gold standard, and that was not my intention. As such, I wish to amend my statement so that it is understood to apply now, far after the abandonment of the gold standard, and relates mainly to the fact that all official currencies that I can think of are fiat in nature, so that transacting in official currency and in non-fiat are understood to be mutually exclusive options (at this moment in time).
Secondly, I do not wish to give the impression that the inherent volatility of cryptocurrencies makes them unsuitable as investment vehicles: given their (naive) return/volatility profiles, they definitely have a role to play in an investment portfolio. What I am trying to say is that they are suitable for investment and speculation, not as a measure of value and as a unit of account (traditional roles of currencies) because they’re too damned unpredictable.
Hopefully you read this and given those two provisos you are willing to resume the (very engaging) conversation.