For me, that alone makes it unlikely it is a paddle. Google also gives me https://bendingbranches.com/sizing/canoe-paddle. The smallest paddle It suggests is a three feet paddle, and that is if your nose is 20 inches above your seat.
This also looks too heavy for a paddle. Looking at the pommel, I doubt that’s because they couldn’t do better at the time.
So, I doubt it is a paddle. A child’s cricket bat is more likely, given where it was found :-)
For bonus points, its also known to have been in common use in the British Isles.
They could have just been using this as a basic rudder?
Smaller people, but nowhere near what’s needed to make such a short paddle usable.
And yes, it could be a badly made paddle, but I think that’s very unlikely. Just think about how you use a paddle; you hold it with one hand at the pommel and the other about halfway down the shaft. In this case, halfway down is about a foot between your hands. If you want that to be body-sized, you need a body that’s quite a bit less than a foot wide between the shoulders.
Also, to have this ‘blade’ enter the water, the hand on the pommel can’t be much more than a foot above the water shoulder height. That hand starts each stroke at about shoulder height.
I also guess (but can’t tell from the photos) experts can see the product was finished from its smoothness. If you cut wood, you start by cutting it into a rough shape, and only then care about finer details. You don’t make a smooth looking but oversized object and remove millimeters at a time.
https://www.armymuseum.co.nz/blog/maori-weapons.html
The idea is you want extra weight at the end of a club for increased momentum without increasing overall weight as much, but you want to avoid extra air resistance. Resulting in a large flat end that tapers to a handle. The base of the handle then flares out for a pommel and/or includes a hole for a string (think Wii controllers).
That said, it also somewhat resembles a cooking implement, but the specific shape may make that less likely.
But you didn't mean that.
(look, it's almost Christmas. I can crack a joke, surely?)