and our linker prints out a slightly strange string in the help message.
Strange, or actually helpful? It would've been more devious if the message it was looking for actually contained more... potentially copyrightable content; here's one recently-mentioned example:
https://dacut.blogspot.ca/2008/03/oracle-poetry.html
This also reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_v._Accolade and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexmark_International,_Inc._v.....
Anyone who has experimented with Hackintoshing may also recall the "SMCDeviceKey", a "magic cookie" that serves a similar purpose of attempting to use copyright as a blocker to compatibility.