1. Write an angry blog post insulting New York, New Yorkers, and ibanks.
2. Ride the popularity wave as a heated discussion rages about whether New York is the greatest place on earth or an over-priced, roach infested pit of assholes and prima donnas.
3. Get on Techchrunch.
4. Profit.
As an ex New Yorker, the only thing I can say is "Why didn't I think of this myself!".