You just painstakingly carried out the absolute analysis, which I know works.

Let X be the value in the envelope you have, and Y in the other one (X and Y are both random variables with well-known distributions). Then E[Y/X] = 1.25. That's what I wanted you to explain. You just keep saying that E[X] = E[Y], which I know.

Note that this paradox would not arise if X and Y were independent, since then E[Y/X] = E[Y] / E[X] = 1.