"If the excel team was blessed with a plague of inspiration tomorrow morning, Is there a way they could make it so that excel is the right way to manage an insurance business?"
What a professional software developer's workflow has and Excel lacks:
* principled way of sharing code across a team with distributed source control (or similarly powerful tool),
* automated regression tests,
* input validation,
* continuous deployment tools to automatically deploy working code (default mode for Excel I guess), and a mechanism to roll back to a previous version (not so much),
* build and dependency management tools for bringing in libraries from a vast open source ecosystem,
* systems for reporting bugs and feature requests and tracking their progress,
* networked database that is the shared "source of truth" for all users,
* security and auditing,
* hardware capacity planning (run locally or in AWS? what are the cost trade offs?)
So sure, get the health insurance people doing all of those things, and have Microsoft figure out how to do all of them well in Excel, and congratulations, they are now software developers. None of these require using a "real programming language", at least not directly.