My point is stormtroopers:empire::UP:P
You're correct that stormtroopers will never hit, wrong that stormtroopers are representative of the empire, and wrong about the correlation between stormtrooper hits and empire hits, because you're ignoring higher order effects (eg, while stormtroopers always miss, the empire must hit something to be the "bad guy" -- and they do: Luke's parents, Alderaan, Obi-Wan, Hoth, Luke's arm, etc.
But purely from the existence of stormtroopers consistently missing, you can infer there's a Darth Vader that must score some hits, or the plot wouldn't work. I think we might be in a similar case for P ?= NP, and you're all way too blasse predicting from stormtroopers.
Very little research has been done on P - UP, where UP is all polynomials with degree less than 10,000 and coefficients less than 10^100.
In fact, I don't know a single P-UP algorithm that wasn't explicitly constructed to be -- do you?
I just think most of us are subtly talking about UP, not P. (Including the blog post.) And that you've incorrectly inferred a "plot" when all you've observed is "redshirt fire".