Huh, we hired a guy who worked on the JVM and the Java compiler.
Not much web experience.
Would he have been technical enough for you?
You don't like COBOL it seems, but you do realize that web development and it's byzantine combination of random languages, document standards and frameworks is maybe even worse than COBOL was?
We have nothing to be proud of as web developers, if you ask me. At least some programmers in the 60s and 70s were discovering brand new algorithms that we still use today, not just marshalling data in JSON (JSON is a crappy XML replacement) between layers of code and the NOSQL database (NOSQL is a worse SQL) and re-inventing their web framework every 3 months.