"decentralized" wikipedia with a flat UI that requires 1.5Mb .js just for the landing page and running either a full eth node or a half-assed chrome extension (and hence isn't available on mobile).

As Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia says, "If everyone reading this donated $20, we would only have to fundraise for one day a year". Sounds like that would be a better way to spend money rather than on a vaporware pre-alpha token