You had me at 4. I'm definitely GOing to give this language a GO now. That was a GOod introduction to the language, a veritable advertisement, if you will.
The audience on Hacker News takes themselves way too seriously, apparently.
Case in point. Thanks. Also, the moderators seem to have no life. Please deactivate my account if you're offended. I'd prefer not to spend more time attempting to communicate with one dimensional, armchair experts.