Erm, #1 is not that far from being achieved. IIRC, that's just 6 people, guarding hundreds of millions of dollars.
There lies the inherent problem with "trusted setup", why leave there a possibility of 6 people not colluding? That just isn't scientific or exhuastive. Just drop the IFs, go with Monero's method of RingCT.
Beside, Monero's privacy is a working feature today, with no pre-mines, unlike ZCash.