Hell, if they could inspect someone's drives based on sending them data it would make all warrants with computers trivial to get. Write a little script that just sends the data and doesn't even check if message is sent successfully, send a classified file to everyone you want to search, and bam you have legal access to anyone's computer at any time. It would be even more of a joke of probable cause than "I smelled marijuana" if the courts allowed it

This actually sounds like a legitimate threat vector.

It's a bit like entrapment. You offer something they don't know they want, and then arrest them for interacting with you.

Or even worse a querystring containing matters of national security so we need access to your access logs.

Have you ever considered the fact that you might be a genius? An evil genius for sure, but still.