You tell your friend "come meet me near the X when you're done, and if I'm done I'll find you at the Y". He tells you "come meet me near the Y when you're done", and if I'm done I'll find you at the X."
How about knives and meat, where the non-dominant hand’s knife is used in place of a fork? That would definitely require having one utensil in each hand. Seems a bit crude-mannered for erudite philosophers, though...
The story makes sense for me if you assume that the dining philosophers aren't going to use one chopstick per hand, but they have to pick up one to the left and one to the right before they can put two in one hand.
You might as well say "actually life is not like a box of chocolates, because it cannot be purchased at candy shops and doesn't melt when you leave it on your dashboard".
The point of the analogy is to assign the described traits to the discussed concept, instead of putting the concept in the world of the analogy.
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