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Let's just restrict it to jokes that are actually funny. That should weed out most of them. (Including this one.)

Maybe a single thread for all April fools jokes would be appropriate?

It's traditional on the Internet to post your April Fools as soon as it turns April 1 on the International Date Line, which is at 8:00 AM EDT on Marchc 31. So today's really the day when they all come out. They're usually gone by noon tomorrow.

Damn. I’m going to go to bed and wake up on April 2nd. My world has no anchor today.

I saw that title and came to the same conclusion without even reading. Skipped to the bottom and you're right, it's pretty obvious there.