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"Coming to a device near you"

Yeah, but not on my device. I didn't even get Android 7 :)

It says "a device near you", not "your device". ;)

Isn't his device the nearest near device to him?

Technically, "a device near you" != "the device nearest to you".

Doesn't say "nearest" either. Just near.

Which is exactly what I said.