"Yer da sells Avon" is definitely my favourite regional insult.
https://www.reddit.com/r/scottishpeopletwitter/comments/5m7i...
Suggesting that someone's father has such a non-masculine job as delivering nail polish is so childish and stupid that it's funny.
Wait, would you really not cop that right away?
Also, when I first saw the image, I read it as "Yerda", which I assumed to be something like a female given name of some sort of Scandivanian origin.
Avon is a brand of cosmetics being sold door-to-door, so it became a favorite of many transvestites in the UK, many becoming Avon salespeople themselves.
So "Yer da sells Avon" could also be meant to imply "your dad is a transvestite".