>> . It has a large vocabulary and a rich stock of homophones from which puns can be made
Ok. What about the other 6000 languages? Do they have more/less homophones. French sure has a ton of them.
>> It is constantly evolving, with new words being invented and old ones given fresh meanings
Yes, like any other language.
>> And it is mostly uninflected, allowing for verbs and nouns to switch places
Good. But other languages, like German, can keep the suspense until the end of the sentence (where the verb is located), ending the sentence in an unexpected twist. So is this a distinct advantage? Is it so unique?
>> it has no gendered nouns
You would think languages with lots of declinations allow for smart puns too, right?
It seems it has been written by an English speaker with little knowledge of any other language.