"I'm sorry, I need someone with 8 years experience with Server 2016. 2008 and 2012 are not what the client specified."
Given the alarming cognitive deficits as they are routinely observed to have.
Just last week we had the CFO complain that the kept being notified about something despite having clicked on the button that "makes it go away". The button was grayed out and disabled. They didn't seem worried that the were unable to perform their job duty, just that they couldn't get rid of the reminder.