This article reads like an annoying friend kept instant messaging me while I was away from my desk to narrate a petty internet social encounter as it was happening, then I come back with my Starbucks Frappathingie and furrow my brow because I have six pages of IMs filled with condescending "can-you-believe-this-guy-is-so-stupid-ha-ha-what-a-troll" drivel in the window's scrollback history.