It might not be the digest you asked for, but it's the summary we deserve:
http://n-gate.com/hackernews/2017/07/31/0/
Irony is only irony if it is not greater than 73% of your life, according to scientists. This person long ago passed that threshold.
I'm sure you could get some funding to provide that as a service.
I have been laughing out loud for the past hour.