I would pay good money to have all HN articles summarized like this
Irony is only irony if it is not greater than 73% of your life, according to scientists. This person long ago passed that threshold.
I'm sure you could get some funding to provide that as a service.
I have been laughing out loud for the past hour.
But sadly, the project has been discontinued for a couple of years already. I think it lacked incentives for summary writers (for example micro payments from summary readers) and also a monetarization model for the project creators.
The code is still on GitHub: https://github.com/tldrio
I thought about contacting them to get the web service running again on some cheap AWS VM or so, but haven't done it yet.