All of this time, I guess, people have just mistaken Oprah's value and you have finally figured it out. Go tell them! Then they can reallocate their money towards more garbage workers!

While you are at it make sure to let these fools know to sell all their diamonds and trade them for water. After all, water is necessary for life and diamonds are useless. They simply don't understand that the water has more value!

How lucky we are to have you, the ultimate judge of value, to run around and tell everyone how goods and services and peoples time should be allocated.

To put this another way, you are a fucking moron.