> 4. No autotype on desktop - This isn't quite as big of a deal, since most programs will let you copy/paste passwords just fine, but as far as I can tell no pass desktop clients include support for auto-typing login credentials. For many non-web apps that require passwords that feature is extremely helpful.

I may not understand what you mean by "autotype on desktop", but I use the dmenu password-store extension which is the executable "passmenu". It allows the command line option "--type" which is quite close I think to what you desire.