Sorry to break it to you, but Trump is a nutty conspiracy theorist. Look at who he believes in: Alex Jones for one.
Under cross-examination, he spoke not only about George Soros and
overly potent marijuana, but also his taste for zebra meat and canned
exotic game hunts, and confirmed that a big bowl of hot Texas chili
caused him to forget details about his kids’ lives, which he’d referenced in his deposition.
Colbert was being a softie, I see. First time I see the expression "poop emoji" being used unironically.